Funny Shit!

You guess can watch this video while you wait for my blogging contest post.



I like Taylor but she shouldnt win album of the year!

KL Trip

Im soooo lazy to blog! But Im uploading the KL photos to share with you guys!

 
  
 
 
  
  
 
  
  
  
  
 
  
  
  
 
 
  
 
 
  



 
  
 
 
  


 
  
  
Some one said I look like a broken mannequin.
  
  
  
  
i like this photo!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

And the unglam shots of me. I wasnt even aware! Im either sleeping or ... sleeping.
  
  
  
Horrible eyebags and totally shagged from the previous day.

 
 

I sleep alot during the journey cus' i was mad tired! Especially the second day where you see me alot in shades as i was partying the night before and have really bad eyebags!

Felt so relief i was in my shades most of the time!

Then I almost went alone to party without the guys, but Wawan was forced by me to accompany me. Turns out he wasn't a very party person so he was really bored and pissed the whole night. Nevertheless, I had loads of fun!

The party and and the massage were the key moments I guess!

 
  
  
I swear Braxton really looks like Xavier Rowand! 
Oh and guess who I saw at the club?

iBitch In The Market Now!

As many of you have heard, the new iPad is out.

Can you tell by the sound of it?

I mean what in the world is an iPad? I thought it was a huge practical joke Apple decided to play on us!

It sounds really gross. Don’t get me wrong but I’m a huge fan of Apple since every single version of windows(95/98/2000/ME/XP/vista/7) decided to crash for me.

I think if there is a prep work for the new device, it would be like this.

Below Contents are NC16. *wink*

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Introducing

ipad_tiger_400

No! Seriously, I’ll show you guys the original print ad!

ipad_tiger_400I didnt Ad the woman and the Catch line okay!

Anyway, its really funny at how the iPad’s inspiration looks like it came from some Kotex advertisement!

What would Apple come up with next?

iDildo?

Okay luh. This post is just a piece of joke me and my friends came up with and we thought i was really funny if i blog it out! Hahah. I wanted to go further on the iDildo but my publicist wouldn’t allow it. He thinks its really inappropriate for image.

Grrr. Bah!

I’m going to summarise it anyway (please dont kill me!)

Basically is when the users of the iDildo (girls or guys) use it, they can listen to music at the same time!

(erotic/romantic/pop, who cares!)

Im going to KL tomorrow for a party and will blog about it! I’ll take loads of pictures and blog about it as soon as i come back! (Jesus! Can you believe the line ill cross for parties?)

New Arrival 17Jan 2010 Baby Gucci

What's the new arrival?

Baby Gucci's my new pet kitten!




I named him Baby Gucci not because I'm a big fan of Gucci but initially, I wanted to call him lil GuGu but Crystal told me it sounded really wierd. So we kinda ended up calling him Gucci.

Then i was thinking, Gugu can be the name i call him but his full name can be Baby Gucci Benjamin A.K.A Gugu.

Am i smart or what! :D



He's so cuteeeeee.
You should see him when he's sleeping.
He have this really unique way of sleeping. Or do all cats sleep like that?


*Shrugs*
Nevertheless, I keep having this wierd feeling about him because i got this vibe that he is super intelligent and is plotting something.

He's like 2 and the half months old and he knows how to shit and pee in the litterbox without being taught!
Thats not all thats really creepy.

He NEVER had any "accidents" and he knows how to pack my table!
It all happened when i left the house with a really messy table piled with papers after papers but when i got back 2 hours later, the table is really NEAT! I couldn't explain it, can you?

I can name 10 things wierd about him. (he is looking at my screen like he knows how to read now)
1. Never pee or shit anywhere else other then the litter box. (Too good to be true!)
2. Doesn't smell at all.
3. Doesn't seem to be drinking water at all.
4. knows how to pack my table and make his little bed by putting the cushion exactly the way i left it!
5. He understands what i say. When i call his name, he comes to me and when i say "hand", he offers his hand to me.
6. He doesn't like treats at all! I spend like 30 dollars on different snacks but he wouldn't even touch them even when forced! I thought all animals are greedy for food!
7. He uses a wet tissue i left on the table to clean his ass after he poops in the litterbox.
8. Always ready to sleep with me even if i sleep for the entire day and wont disturb me at all!
9. When you poke his tummy on the right, he makes squeaking noises(like the kind of sound squeaking toys make)
10. When you poke his left side of the tummy, he purrs like a toy cat.

WIERD OR WHAT? Or is it normal?
 

Can any cat experts/people with cats tell me that he is normal?!

On the other hand, my Chipmunk is really not afraid of Gugu at all. But my sister dropped Baby Brownie on the floor and his tooth fell out...

*Heart Pain!*

Going to bring him to a Vet tomorrow and to get Gugu vaccinated next week!

Speaking of busy schedules, Went to Teenage Studios yesterday for photoshoot for March issue with Louisa.

Had lots of fun on the set with  and the makeup artist anyway!

Its a print advertorial for Garnier Men's line of skin care products and Louisa had to wash my face for the camera! Really funny!




Oh, and I chanced upon a Short animated film on youtube linked by Ron(NYP), I think its really creepy but i don't deny that it is really good! You guys must see it!




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PS: My Website is half done, here's the link! I think its really simple and nice. :D

Photos 18th Birthday Party!















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Im 18!
As much as i want to blog about the party now, its 4.30 am and I need to turn in!

PS: I'm getting a Kitten tomorrow! Can't wait ...

Post Birthday Post

Im 18 already! Just can't really believe it! hahhaa. And the entire thing altogether had been amazing except for maybe my party was a lil boring at the start because everyone was late, and there was just nothing to do! I'm a bad bad host. Haahahha.

Im still waiting for my friends to email me the photos, so do check my blog for updates these few days!

For now, I'll post the photo of my new ash blonde hair!



And i know i look damn sleepy, i need to wait 20 mins for them to bleach my hair, another 50 mins for them to put on the ash blonde color, then another 20 mins for them to cut. And they washed my hair like 3 times. Zzz.

Mean while, while you guys wait for the Birthday Post, I'll thank all the people who wished me happy birthday!

On Facebook 43 of you,








Apparently Joselin was the first on Fb. LOL. Damn random.

On phone/sms (35),
Denise(dear)
Herwan (wawan)
Derrick
Humaira(nyp)
Jeffrey Sia
Kenneth (fab4)
Sandy
Fiona(Fab4)
Janet
Colin
Jasper
Veronica
Wan Kee
Clover
Jerlyn(buddy)
Joyce (stella)
Desiree
Delon
Joy(UAN)
Joyclyn(PRCS)
Claudia(PRCS)
Jarod(css)
Eliza(Nyp)
Phyllis (opera)
Mavis
Jasmine(fab4)
Kailyn
cassandra (nyp)
Bianca(prcs)
Rachael(huishi)
Jeraldine(fab4)
Jo Yin(nyp)
Miss Koh (prcs)
Shuming
Benz
Adler

On the party(not repeating those on FB and text),
Alton keh
Kenneth(css)
Kenneth's, 2 friends
Cristal(joyclyn friend)
Crystal
Crystal's friend (sry cant rem your name)
JiaQi
Raine(nuffnang)
Benita
Siti Yaya
Bianca
(I cant think now, so ill update whenever i remember, Sorry!)

From Blog,
Kenny
Jolene
Yen Fang

Thanks alot for the wishes everyone! One of the best birthdays I had!
Ill blog as soon as i recieved! Love you guys! xD

Will blog soon! If you have photos of the party, email me or Joyce!

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Most Wordy and Naggy Post Of Jan

wooo~ Its 9:58p now and i just properly-woke up! (theres many kinds of waking up ill explain later)

I need a change in lifestyle and someone must keep me occupied in the day time so i dun feel sleepy when i really woke up at 11 in the morning now!

That makes me feel so bad turning down all my friends request to club and "chillout" at night because i haven't been doing so for a week! (so proud of myself)

I didnt really realised that people actually associated me to party boy(which was something Kailyn dismissed and until Desiree resurrected; which was something that hit me.

-.-

So one day, i asked Derrick"Why are you always asking me to party every other night despite rejecting you like 7th times in 1 and the half weeks?!"

His reply was that he feels that i'll succumb to it anytime.

Im like Fug THAT. I said that I'm going to lead a healthy vocal risk free life means im making a statement and will stand by it!



Note: Its FUG. Answers.com define it as

n.
A heavy, stale atmosphere, especially the musty air of an overcrowded or poorly ventilated room: "In spite of the open windows the stench had become a reeking fug" (Colleen McCullough).


So please stop telling me to not swear because everyone else is doing that and i have been using that longggg before i dont know when. Therefore i don't see why i suddenly can't. All comments from the previous post that kept correcting my brutal swears are all deleted.


So there.

Seriously, I already left early on Nuffnang party(when i could have stayed till 3am like Alton) because i have a performance the next day! SEEE its a changee!

Ohohooh. BTW, I HAVE ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE REALLY COOL! I haven't really felt anyone that was this cool for a long time! The last time was HuiShi and Desiree.

And i have been reading her blog for a few days already!

The person is...

Jiaqi(click on her name to her blog), Alton's friend. Saw her at the Nuffnang New year eves gathering and she went to support Alton too!

Whats more awesome!? She camwhores alot(like me) too! *Getting excited*
OH OH. And she wears braces too!
OH AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE THAT ALWAYS GOT MISUNDERSTOOD TOO!

BUT ... Sigh~ *** ** **** ** *** ***** **** ** *** ******. ***** ** ** ********** ** ****** *******! (i have been doing that aweful lot lately and should stop it because i know it is very very irritating. LOL. But i really can't say on a public blog! Ask me if you really wanna know!)

She's really an interesting blogger, she actually sounds like Roxanne BFF in real life but, just that she actually puts those thoughts into a blog which makes it damn funny from my point of view!

Hahaha. I love the awesome people in my lifeeeee. :D

Oh! And there is something really nice about 2010. I just can't put my finger on what it is..

OHOH. CAN YOU BELIEVE I HAVENT RECIEVED ANY SPAMS IN NINE DAYS?! GLAD TO SEE PEOPLE STARTING TO HAVE A LIFE!

But seriously! I'm always misunderstood by people!

I tend sound very blunt and my reaction time isnt very fast and sometimes, the way i put things across in my blog, i tend to sound arrogant i think. But im not! Just that im really straightforward and don't like to beat around the bush or blog about things that i dont really feel! Its my blog after all right! :(

Im always being misunderstood because most of the time i meant well, but somehow along the way, the message got lost and sounded contrary instead!

I was on my Youtube page when they recommended me Charice on SI. I DIDNT KNOW CHARICE WAS IN SINGAPORE?! (sry i dont watch SI)

Lol. They know what i like!

For music lovers,



PS: Im still accepting people on facebook. sorry for the delay!

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